It's Curtains for Curtains
Which hotel decided to curtail the curtains?
FlyerTalk member mecabq was not exactly what one would call being in a blind fit of rage, but rather might have found having a room without the proper curtains a shade sill-y.
Instead of being blinded by the light, take this as a window of opportunity to discover what a pane it is to have a room not equipped with the proper curtains in the Strange — No Curtains thread.
As I am finished writing for now, it is curtains for this post.