Nearly Naked at Airport Security Checkpoint; Sex Lodging; and the Seven Best Nude Beaches in the World

hese articles barely caught my attention recently; but I thought I would expose them to you by flashing a short blurb pertaining to the stark naked truth about each one of them — whether you are wearing disrobe or dat robe, fully clothed or nude.

Please click on the title of each item to access the articles where I first read about them:

Nearly Naked Man Attempts to Pass Airport Security Checkpoint

After ignoring multiple commands to stop by agents of the Transportation Security Administration at the security checkpoint at Tallahassee Regional Airport, a man wearing only underwear and carrying Japanese fighting sticks was shot with a stun gun after he dashed into the main concourse while claiming that he had an airplane to catch — resulting in wounds on his back and buttocks before he was arrested by law enforcement officers. After he was detained, he said, “I kinda always wanted to be tased.”

Bizarrely, I initially read that last line as I kinda always wanted to be tasted. Blech…

It’s Official: Sex AirBNB Exists

I do not know which is potentially more disgusting: renting out your home to purposely allow strangers to have sex in it; or being a guest in a home with the distinct purpose of having sex in it…

…but then again, even when renting out a home under what is supposed to be benign circumstances — yes, I used that word purposely — there have been reported horror stories of houses used for sex parties and orgies in New York and Calgary earlier this year.

I know…you can “black-light” a typical hotel room and probably find evidence of sex in the form of dried semen and stained body fluids on the bed which you are about to sleep — never mind possible dust mites, bed bugs and perhaps even fecal matter — but I prefer not to think about that.

Regardless of whether KinkB&B or AirBNB is patronized, I just hope that there is an option of lodging for those who are adamant about safe sex — classified as a condominium, of course…

The Seven Best Nude Beaches in the World

If you have always wanted to frolic or relax by seaside in nothing but the skin in which you were born, Brittany Jones Cooper informs you about where the seven best nude beaches in the world are located.

I was shocked to find that Antarctica did not make the list with all of the miles of shoreline on which you can strut your stuff. Those dang penguins are probably the reason why…

…but most importantly, this article had me wondering one thing: how exactly did Brittany Jones Cooper research the information to determine where the seven best nude beaches in the world are located? Hmm…

Tips for Joining the “Mile High Club?”

Even worse than the advice — worse meaning the topic itself and not the writing — are some of the comments which border on the lascivious and salacious. You might need to cleanse your eyes and your mind after reading this article.

I am not even going to ask what was meant by the use of the word tips instead of such words as advice or suggestions. Proceed at your own risqué…er…I mean risk.

Summary

Now that you have read this stripped-down version of an article at The Gate written especially for those buffs of nudity, you can be assured that I will not touch upon this topic again for the next 24 minutes…hours…days…

…and that is a stroke of good news — no ifs, ands or butts about it.

By the way, if you were wondering about the photograph at the top of this article…

Photograph ©2015 by Brian Cohen.

Photograph ©2015 by Brian Cohen.

…it is simply a closeup of the elbow of a willing model; and then the photograph was rotated upside down.

All photographs ©2015 by Brian Cohen.

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