Now That's Weird!
Pack extra ketchup, Earl Gray tea bags, condoms, a clothesline and scented candles in your carry-on baggage. Lug a body pillow with you. Bring your own bed sheets, deodorant for the rental car, plastic suction-cup hooks, a stuffed animal and a shirt belonging to your husband with his scent still lingering on it. Carry fresh flowers and family photographs large enough to cover the pictures in your hotel room. Read entries from that notorious “weblog” called The Gate.
Well, the last item I obviously just added myself, but if this partial list posted by fellow FlyerTalk members of Weird stuff you do to make your stay more comfortable does not intrigue you enough to read the thread, then I do not know what will and leads me to conclude that you are probably weird too.