Pilots Say The Funniest Things

You know the Capt. is a Jokester when he says:

  • “Thank you for flying Northwest Airlines. We request that you please move to the window seat if possible when we taxi by the Southwest ‘jet’ so that they will think we are a full flight.”
  • “We will now dim the lights in order to make our flight staff appear more attractive…”
  • “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. My mother-in-law bought a ticket for this flight and if we hurry up and get into our seats, we can leave before she shows up.”
  • “Please be careful when opening the overhead compartment because shift happens.”

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