The United Airlines Global Service Member and The Vibrator

Can you figure out what a town in Newfoundland, Cookie Monster from Sesame Street, and a college football team have to do with this topic?

Yes, the United Airlines Global Services member was indeed a woman. She was not at all happy with the service on a recent Continental Airlines flight, and she let it be known to the flight attendants and the passengers around her.

However, if you thought that the small pink vibrator with the supposed “rubber finger ring” belonged to her, you would be wrong. In fact, you might be surprised — and possibly even sickened — to find out to whom it might actually belong.

While you might be scratching your head trying to figure all of this out, FlyerTalk members shrug it off in this bizarre thread to the eventual and imminent merging of different passenger cultures between United Airlines and Continental Airlines.

3 thoughts on “The United Airlines Global Service Member and The Vibrator”

  1. Darren says:

    Biggest case of DYKWIA that I’ve seen in quite a while. Wow.

  2. didi says:

    When clicking on the link provided I reach the FlyerTalk is down for maintenance screen that was shown a few days ago. Has the thread been deleted?

  3. didi says:

    Sorry about that…I’m getting it, also, when I try to access FT. Must be they’re down for maintenance issues again.

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