Breakfast is my least favorite meal of the day, as there are few foods associated with breakfast which I like to eat. I am usually satisfied with a continental breakfast — especially if delicious baked goods and fruit of a reasonable minimum quality are available, along with orange or grapefruit juice — but when my idea of a good breakfast is available, I do not want to miss out on it for any reason.

Whenever I stay at a hotel branded as a Hampton Inn, the stay is usually nondescript: a comfortable bed; some furnishings; a few amenities; and an edible breakfast which does the trick but is not something to which I look forward…

…so when I checked in at…