Flatulence: It's a Gas!
Read the bizarre story of how an American Airlines aircraft was forced to make an emergency landing in the Flatulence Forces Emergency Landing thread.
I am certain that it would have been a pain in the rear to hold in the offensive assault to the olfactory sense, but to leave it behind can cause more significant consequences, as demonstrated here.
Rather than be anal and make a crack for every disgusting term pertaining to flatulence, thereby steering this “blog” fart-her away from its intended purpose and leaving you on the edge of your seat, please read the thread for additional de-tail-s.
I personally would have thought that American Airlines has a “flatulence-tire” rule which would have allowed the offender to board another flight within two hours of the incident, but I suppose I was wrong…