Don’t you feel fuelish when you drive into a petrol station and you are not certain on which side you are supposed to fill the vehicle with gasoline?
I would tend to gauge that you would simply burn at the thought, just like FlyerTalk member BamaVol. He is the liter of that thread because he launched it, and he felt power-less when it happened to him. I am certain that some people would really feel like a real dipstick if it happened to them.
Get pumped up by reading the Which side is the gascap on? thread until you have had your fill – but please do not leave the thread too oily or too late.