Would You Buy Stock in the Transportation Security Administration?

Here is A modest proposal to ensure safety, efficiency and customer service at the airport as offered in a detailed analysis by FlyerTalk member mikeef: formally incorporate the Transportation Security Administration and offer shares of it as a public company under the stock symbol TSA. This way, the Transportation Security Administration would be held accountable to its stakeholders for its decisions while offering significantly improved customer service to passengers at airport security checkpoints, amongst other improvements.
Do you agree with this proposal, or is there a better idea?

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